Rolling with the Changes, or How to Keep Our Violent Nature at Peace

Horror movies exist in order for people to deal with the inevitability of death. The cold hand of Death will one day grip each of us, and it is through the artistic expression of the horrific that we are able to process and attempt to resolve our feelings about our demise. 2011’s horror film The Cabin in the Woods (dir. Drew Godard) looks under the hood of cinematic horror fiction to show us why we need horror stories and what is wrong with the current generation of horror movies.

The Cabin in the Woods begins with a cliché setup: a group of friends (3 guys, 2 girls) plan to get away together and enjoy some R&R in a cabin in the middle of a wooded area. We’ve seen this story a million times, of course, in horror films dating as far back as 1972’s The Last House on the Left and 1974’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This doesn’t even begin to consider the rise of teen exploitation horror flicks starting with 1980’s Friday the 13^th. But, The Cabin in the Woods takes this familiar tale and spins it in a different direction…downward.

The film’s biggest twist involves the introduction of two unique characters, Sitterson (Richard Jenkins) and Hadley (Bradley Whitford). These are ordinary working joes who just so happen to work in an underground control room, orchestrating the events affecting the teenagers in the traditional tale. Sitterson and Hadley manipulate the environment to maneuver the teens into death situations. They are quite successful, and one-by-one the teens die at the hands of a redneck clan of zombies. This is all due to an elaborate ritual that must occur periodically to sate the “old gods,” whom, without the ritual, would rise up to destroy the earth.

One of the major themes of The Cabin in the Woods is the idea that we seek the voyeuristic thrill of watching murder and death to keep our violent nature in check. The film’s most pivotal, and memorable scene – the “Roll with the Changes” party scene – expresses this idea with a disturbing force.

The scene begins with our “upstairs” heroine, Dana (Kristin Connelly), dragging herself out of a lake after barely escaping a zombie attack in a sinking RV. She collapses on a dock and tries to catch her breath while being overwhelmed by the terror of her evening. Right as we think she may be safe, the lead zombie, Judah Buckner, attacks her. Suddenly, we cut to a video screen image of the attack and the song “Roll with the Changes” by REO Speedwagon begins playing. A party is going on in the “downstairs” control room. Employees are flitting about between groups, laughing, gossiping, celebrating a job well done. They drink beer and toast to their success. Some talk about the event, some about overtime bonuses, others try to hook up with the opposite sex, and all the while the images of Dana being throttled by Judah Buckner play on the massive video screens, ignored by the group. The scene ends with Sitterson learning there was a technical problem with power supply from “upstairs.” Just as he is intrigued and concerned, a red phone rings, making it clear the party is over.

There are several elements to this scene exploring the idea we need to see violence to stay peaceful. The most important element is the song selection for the party. REO Speedwagon’s soft rock anthem, “Roll with the Changes” tells the story of a man looking to take his relationship with a woman to the next level. He implores her to join him and roll with the changes of their life. The song isn’t in the film because of its romantic elements, though. It’s there because of the chorus:

If you’re tired of the same old story

Turn some pages

I’ll be here when you are ready

To roll with the changes

These lyrics imply the story needs to be changed, and we need to roll with it. The film’s tired tale of doomed teens in the woods needs to be shaken up – we, as an audience, are over it. Having seen a slew of these horrors, there’s not much else left. Our desire for a different sort of violence is growing. If we don’t get something new soon, we will blow.

While the song selection dominates the party scene, other elements also contribute to the scene’s meaning. After the party environment is established, the video screen showing the attack on Dana is in nearly every shot, hovering over the proceedings with an ominous blue-gray glow. It’s a reminder to us that we have become desensitized to the violence we see. There is nothing amusing or entertaining about violence being perpetrated on another human being, yet the employees laugh and drink as if the images around them should be celebrated. The constant exposure to violence has numbed us to its impact, which keeps us from giving in to our darker impulses.

Since the movies provide us an outlet for our violent thoughts, our darker impulses are replaced by other, more socially acceptable forms of violence. This is seen in a choice moment of the party scene. We witness Hadley being congratulated on a job well done. A couple employees kiss his ass, and he not-so-humbly shines them on. As he hears them go on about the RV crash, he becomes reflective, and finally says, “I just think it would have been cooler with a merman.” His desire for a better violent payoff is more powerful than any human empathy with the innocent kids he has coldly slaughtered. Watching and creating these voyeuristic moments of violence, from his perspective, keep the Old Gods at bay, which keeps truly destructive violence from entering the world.

The Cabin in the Woods is a horror film with more on its mind than bloodletting, despite the fact that it is, indeed, a remarkably gory film in its last act. It wants to make a bolder statement about why people watch horror films, and most importantly, what happens to us when we don’t attempt to satisfy our violent nature. The answer to that question is devastating. Without horror films, without horror fiction, without quality horror fiction, man is unsatisfied and struggles to resolve his fears of death. Yet, we need to change the same old story to keep the monster at bay. We need to roll with the changes.

Works Cited

The Cabin in the Woods. Dir. Drew Godard. Perf. Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford. Lionsgate, 2011. DVD.

Cronin, Kevin. "Roll with the Changes." Rec. Mar. 1978. You Can Tune a Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish. REO Speedwagon. Kevin Cronin and Gary Richrath, 1978. MP3.

Before You Get Angry About Writing, Read This!

Every year it’s the same: I give a writing assignment, and immediately the groans begin.

“I hate writing!”

“I’m not any good at it; I always make mistakes.”

“You’re a fat loser and you have body odor.”

Ironically, the same students who hate doing the assignment are the ones who, in the first writing activity of the year, claimed they wanted to become better writers. News flash: you can’t get better at something unless you do it.

 A lot.

Not only is writing part of every English class, it is a skill with remarkable value outside the classroom. Every job requires some form of writing, even if only filling out forms. The better a person excels at writing, the better they express themselves to others, improving their communication skills, not just on the page, but verbally, too.

So, here are three basic writing tips to help you enormously in (and out) of class.

1.       Know your stuff!

Once we start a writing assignment, there are always a few kids who turn in nothing and say, “I didn’t know how to start.” It’s easy to reply, “Well, see that pencil there? Yeah, that one: pick it up and put the pointy end – you do know which is the pointy end? Put the pointy end against the paper and just start making letters…” It’s easy being sarcastic, but it does no one any favors.

Chances are likely a person can’t figure out where to start because he or she doesn’t have enough information about the topic. There’s an old saying one should write what they know; it’s impossible to write when you know nothing.

So, do your homework: research the topic. Writing a paper comparing the universal themes in two short stories?  Know both stories backwards and forwards. Read articles about both stories and see what others are saying. Pick your classmates’ brains. Then scribble your ideas down – it’s amazing how easy the words come when you have a whole bunch of ideas bouncing around upstairs.

2.       Write in paragraphs!

When you go to the bank and ask for a thousand dollars from your account, would you expect the teller to hand you a thousand dollar bill? If the teller handed you a single bill, what would you say? No doubt you’d tell her to break the bill.

Just like the thousand dollar bill, an essay needs to be broken into smaller denominations, i.e. paragraphs. Writing a paragraph is not difficult. Each should have a basic idea, and every sentence should work towards making that idea clearer and stronger. Depending on the type of essay, each paragraph should feature details and specific evidence to support the main idea. It’s not exactly rocket science: if you say something, you need to back it up.

As for paragraph length, it shouldn’t matter. Look at the paragraphs in this article. Are they all the same length? Some are shorter than others. This is because I wrote on the topic of each paragraph until I had nothing else to say, or until I figured I had clearly said enough. Try not to get tangled in the trap of making every paragraph the same length. This is the design of teachers who most likely believe they must set a sentence minimum to ensure student effort; while it may work, and may even have its benefits, writing is not a mathematical formula.

3.       Don’t sweat the errors (well, maybe a little…)

When I ask a student about what they believe makes good writing, the first thing I usually hear has nothing to do with quality ideas, meaningful word choice, beautiful style, or effective organization. No, usually it has to do with the mechanics of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

If you were asked about what makes a good car, would you talk about the muffler, the sparkplugs, or the oil filter? The windshield wipers? The lugnuts? Of course not! No one denies they are important elements to a car – after all, they hold the machine together – but they are not going to open your checkbook at the dealership.

The same is true for writing in any genre. The grammar, spelling, and punctuation – known as the conventions of writing – are essential to ensuring a reader understands what you are saying. At the same time, they are not the decisive factor in whether or not a work is quality.

The reason for this is that the conventions are easy fixings. It’s not hard to open a dictionary, or pull up a dictionary app on your cell phone, to check spelling. There’s not much challenge in going online and searching for “grammar rules” to see if you’re punctuating correctly or using appropriate subject-verb agreement. These are grunt tasks, like tightening the lugnuts, or changing the oil filter – necessary, but ultimately invisible.

So, don’t worry about making mistakes as you write. If you think you misspelled something, circle it and come back later. If you aren’t sure about a comma, semi-colon, or whether a specific word should be capitalized, note it and look it up later. Writing is meant to be done in multiple drafts, so you will have plenty of opportunities to tighten all the bolts in your work.

These three writing tips are a good start, provided you have figured out where to begin. If not, revisit tip number one.

Evaluating Odysseus as an Archetypal Hero

Today, in Honors English I, we took a look at a writing prompt requiring a college level response. What follows is my response to the prompt as an example of the complexity we are looking for.

Prompt

Taking into consideration the archetype of the “hero,” evaluate Odysseus in Homer’s The Odyssey. Does Odysseus fit the mold of the “traditional” hero? How does he compare to more modern heroes in the films and literature to which you have been exposed?

Response

Not only is Odysseus, the protagonist of Homer’s epic poem The Odyssey, a traditional hero, he is the template from which the modern hero is cut.

The characteristics of a hero are pretty basic. The archetype is defined by 1) being born, or from royalty, 2) having special weapons, 3) suffering a traumatic event, and 4) requiring some sort of supernatural help on his/her quest. Odysseus fulfills all of these elements:

He is royal. Son of Laertes, he is King of Ithaca. His identity as king plays a prime role in The Odyssey. In the story of the Cyclops, it is Odysseus’s decision to share his identity after blinding and humiliating the Cyclops that puts our hero in the predicament keeping him separated from home for an extra 10 years after the Trojan War. In addition, Odysseus’s lineage is of great import in the epic’s climax, as the revelation of his identity shocks and frightens the suitors vying for Penelope’s hand in marriage. Revealing his identity to the interlopers looking to take his throne is quite the parallel to the story of the Cyclops. Odysseus is humbled by his trials and ordeal, making his role as King all the more powerful and mighty.

Perhaps having his remarkable bow with him on the high seas would have eased Odysseus's “deep heart,” but unfortunately he did not. This makes his bow seem all the more special. In the climatic moments of The Odyssey, Odysseus and the suitors are challenged by Penelope to test their strength by being able to bend Odysseus’s great bow and launch an arrow through 12 ax handles. Every suitor tries the bow and cannot bend it, until Odysseus, disguised as a beggar, picks up the weapon, examines it thoroughly, and then proceeds to bend the bow and launch an arrow cleanly through the ax handles. This moment reveals the truth of his identity, and also turns the bow and arrow into symbols of truth and justice in Odysseus’s world.

Suffering trauma is essential to a hero. For a character to be royal and not suffer seems a bit unfair, right? Regardless, Odysseus’s trauma is the crux of his journey: he’s trapped at sea, separated from both his family and homeland. No matter how hard he works to return, he is forced by the gods to endure heartbreak, loss, and the deaths of his trusty men while facing some of literature’s most frightening creatures. The prologue informs us early on that he weathered many bleak days in his deep heart. Now, ironically, Odysseus is also the cause of his own suffering. His weakness – another essential heroic trait – manifests itself in the story of the Cyclops. Odysseus is too proud to allow himself victory over the giant one-eyed monster without having to announce to the Cyclops, the gods, and the world who he is. This need to “rub it in” is why Odysseus must suffer, so that he may learn humility.

Lastly, Odysseus is defined by his supernatural helpers. He is aided at various times by Athena, goddess of wisdom, who inspires him both in the Cyclops cave, but also in the Land of the Dead, and again back home against the suitors. But he is also provided help by the sorceress, Circe, who shows him the way to the Land of the Dead, and later by Calypso, another goddess whose help leads him to Aeolus and the Phaecians, who provide him with the tools necessary to finally make his way home. These helpers reveal that even a true hero cannot do everything alone, and need a support structure to completely fulfill their potential and destiny.

The hero archetype exists because, regardless of the time period or culture from which the hero emerges, the traits are universal. Odysseus is the nth degree great great grandfather to the likes of Harry Potter, Neo, Spiderman, Daniel LaRusso, and Clark Kent. While eras have changed and society’s needs evolved, the hero has remained constant, a central figure reminding us of our potential for individual greatness; a symbol of order in the midst of chaos, showing us that we have the ability to overcome any of life’s challenges, tests, and ordeals. Like Odysseus and his kin, we all must die to ourselves and be resurrected as a more powerful force, able to return to our ordinary worlds and bring about the changes necessary to make our lives – and the lives of those we love – better than they were before.

Works Cited

Homer. "The Odyssey." Prentice Hall Literature. Timeless Voices, Timeless Themes.Upper Saddle River, NJ: Prentice Hall, 2002. 981-1046. Print.

Schwab, Gustav. Odysseus Slays the Suitors. Digital image. NBC News. NBC, 23 June 2008. Web. 27 Aug. 2013.

Use the Bathroom Wisely and Other Study Tips

Everyone knows what homework is, even those who refuse to do it. It’s those neat little activities or week long projects your teachers give you at the end of class you have to take home, slave over, and turn in the next day.

Homework is work. But it should not only be reduced to worksheets, projects, and things that must be turned in.

Teachers often tell students to study. Yet, without a specific thing that must be turned in, students often don’t know where to begin, or even the first clue as to what study actually means. No doubt you know the dictionary definition of study, but the practical definition? That’s a different set of notes.

Study means carving out time in your schedule every single day to review anything you covered in class, not just for the current day, but for the previous weeks, too. This includes notes, handouts, returned assignments, class readings from the textbook, and your personal annotations.

Study means getting a group of friends together to talk about the material in your shared classes. With social networking sites like Facebook, Skype, and Google +, you have a large array of options that don’t necessarily require you to meet up at the public library or the Denny’s down the block.

Studying this way probably sounds alien, especially since you live in a culture that constantly tells you that “school stays at school” and “home stays at home.” But talking about what you’re learning with anyone may make the difference between the grade you have and the grade you want.

So, studying is different than homework, and definitely has benefits, but how do you do it? Here are some tips:

1.       Make time.

If you do not make time to study, you will not study.

Plan a minimum of 20 minutes of study time per day (even on weekends) for the classes that require the most of you (English, math, history, science). Make an effort to plan your study time around those periods you are tired, or winding down after a long day. Here are the times of the day most students seldom consider using:

• Wake up 30 minutes earlier and study then. You might be groggy at first, but you will adapt. And you won’t be as likely to fall asleep, especially if you’re getting a good night’s sleep (you are, aren’t you?).
• Meal times are helpful because, unless you’re having a family dinner, you are sitting around doing nothing more important than shoveling food into your mouth. The act of eating keeps you awake and, depending on what you’re eating, can even stimulate your mind.
• Use your bathroom time! The bathroom is the place you have privacy for about 15-20 minutes, and seriously, what else are you going to do while squeezing one out? Stare at the walls? Most people read while they’re on the toilet, so why not notes? More productive than that latest Willy Wonka meme on Facebook.

2.       Eliminate distractions

When you study, you need to be studying. It is probably safe to assume that when most students are “studying,” they are also listening to music, keeping track of their smartphones, yelling at their kid brothers and sisters to keep it down, texting friends, and watching TV in the background. If your mind is divided between multiple tasks, it will not be able to do any effectively.

Find a spot where you can study without a lot of distractions. Turn off the cell phone. Avoid the TV. Listen to music that doesn’t have words, or at least music you are familiar with. This might be tough at first, but it gets easier with practice.

3.       Reward yourself

You are not a robot; you are a human being (although, you might want to check). So, take breaks when you study. Read and review those notes and textbooks for 20-30 minutes, then take a break and reward yourself. Turn that cell phone back on and check Twitter. Watch an episode of Breaking Bad. Text a friend. Play a round of Battlefield. Then, if you have more studying to do, shut everything down again, and get back to it.

Studying should not be an activity that kills you, crushes your spirit, or absorbs every ounce of your time. If you plan time every day, you will not only see benefits in the classroom, you will discover yourself enjoying those preferred activities so much more.

So, find a bathroom, take a seat, and get studying!